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Brooke Burke Naked

Yes the day is finally here where I put up pictures of the most beautiful woman in the world in all her naked glory. I should probably do some bio stuff here like her full name is Brooke Lisa Burke and she was born in Hartford CT. on September 8th 1971. But who really cares about all of that crap anyway? I know what I care about and that is seeing the most perfect body ever created by god, naked. There are a couple of others who are almost in Brooke’s league, like Katarina Witt, but Brooke is the best I have ever seen.

We should all just face the simple truth about Brooke and her unbelievably sexy body. First of all I would like to point out that Brooke has children, and never in the history of the world has there been a woman who has given birth and still has a body as perfect as Brookes’. There is not a single flaw on this woman anywhere that can’t be hidden by an airbrush or photoshop. I am not crazy enough to think that anyone is flawless but for my money Brooke is as close to perfect as they come.

I should probably keep this short since there are going to be a ton of hot pics of Brooke’s fabulous boobs on this post. In fact I think I am going to put up every single picture I have just to prove how truly incredible she is. If there is anyone in the world who can take a look at all of these hot pics and not fall madly in love with Brooke then there is something seriously wrong with them. Enjoy!

Painted boobs

I have come across a bunch of pictures of painted boobs that I absolutely love and I am sure you will too. I first want to say that I live in a very warm climate in the southwest so this idea may not work in all part of the country but it would surly work here. I would like to star a petition that all women be required to paint on there clothing instead of the actual clothes that are used today. For the rest of the US you could make the law run from May to September, but for us it should be year round.

I have to say that after looking at all of these pictures it really is the perfect idea. We get to see their boobs in all of their glory and the women get to feel like they are actually being discreet. Well maybe not discreet but at least they will feel a little bit covered up. Maybe it is just me because I am an absolute boob fanatic but I freaking love these pictures, they are some of the best ever. I first brought you the girls with the Budweiser frogs painted on their boobs about a year ago and then put up the naked soccer team sometime this summer, but now I have a whole group of really hot pics that are sure to make the wood stand up at attention.

Enough of my crap, here are the photos of the painted boobs for all of you to enjoy, and later today I am going to be featuring the hottest woman in the world, Brooke Burke naked. Yes you read that right, naked in all her glory. I figured that since there is a feature going on right now about the 100 most influential woman in the world that I would do a feature on the single most influential woman in the world for men. Brooke is not only gorgeous; she is a pioneer who should be celebrated. So stay turned or come back later for that one.

Hott girls

Everyone loves hott girls, even other girls. You know it’s true because they buy all of those gossip magazines just to look at what all of those stars are doing in their real lives. I like them for a lot of different reasons, but their big sexy boobs in the main reason. Today I thought I would just throw together a bunch of pictures of some of the sexiest women I could find and hope that you all will enjoy them.

Okay I am kidding I know that is why you come here to look at all of the hot pics. I actually can’t think of a better reason. You could come for the great prose, which could almost be considered literature (maybe not). But to take a break from a long day at work, sit back relax and check out a lot of hott girls is really the perfect reason.

So do just that, sit back and scroll through all of these great pics and you will not be disappointed. I know I’m not.

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Beautiful tits

I get a little tired of putting up all of the sexy celebrity babes once in a while so I thought it would be nice just to put up some beautiful tits for us to look at. Some are celebs but most are just regular girls who happen to be really hot. Since they all also happen to have beautiful tits I knew you wouldn’t mind the break. At first I thought I would take about ten straight days and go through all of the sexiest celebrities but that got boring fast.

I don’t want to imply that I don’t like looking at all of their sexy boobs and finding hot pics of them but every once in a while you just need a regular girl. Celebs are fun for a while but I would rather look at some girls I might actually have a shot at fucking. Well probably not but what the hell a guy can dream can’t he? And now for the hot pics of beautiful tits.

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Serena Williams bouncing boobs

I know she is way up the list, but I thought it would be fitting to go ahead and feature Serena Williams bouncing boobs now since she just won the US Open. Serena could very easily be number 1 on the list and not number 66 but quite frankly she scares me. I have no doubt that she could not only kick my ass in tennis but she could also just kick my ass. I like strong women, but not so strong that they could beat the shit out of me. The reason she could be number 1 is every time I look at her I get a raging hard on because she has the sexiest body I have ever seen.

Serena bouncing boobs are everything in the world that I like about boobs. I do mean everything, her boobs are so freaking sexy when she is running around on the court, I am shocked that her opponents don’t just stand there and watch them. Really I haven’t even gotten to the best part of her body. Serena’s black ass looks like it was chiseled from a piece of marble by Leonardo Da Vinci himself. One day a mold of her ass will be taken and hung in the Smithsonian museum as the best ass in the world.

Congratulations on your well earned victory Serena and I will continue to develop adult stories about your gorgeous body in my mind.

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Julia Roberts

I know this is going to sound really weird coming from me, but the reason I like Julia Roberts so much is because she doesn’t take her clothes off for movies. I know that is a really messed up thing for me to say, but give me a second to explain. First of all I really do love and respect women despite all of the things you read here. And Julia is such a fine artist that she commands respect through her work. She could just as easily be a CEO of a major corporation as she could be an actress. She is smart, witty, and great at her job. I love all of those things about her.

That being said, she didn’t make the sexiest celebrities list because of her acting skills. She made the list because she is a fox. Julia is extremely beautiful and her big mouth drives me wild. Julia has an infectious laugh and when she is laughing, you just can’t help but look at her mouth and wonder how nice it would be to kiss her. Out of respect for Julia Roberts I won’t tell all of the other sex stories that come to mind when I look at her lips. Check out the hot pics below and see for yourself how beautiful she is.

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Julia Roberts

Katherine Heigls boobs

After the last mistake which I will do my best to forget this one was most definitely not a mistake. Katherine Heigl is as hot as they come and her boobs should be celebrated by all. Seriously the more I look at this girl the more I like her. She is gorgeous beyond belief and she has absolutely perfect boobs. I loved Katherine in “knocked up” she played a great if unbelievable role of a girl who gets pregnant after a one night stand with a total loser. The unbelievable part is that a girl a hot as her could fall in love with a complete slacker and stoner. But looking at her perfect boobs made the whole movie worth while.

There was a very funny scene where the two characters are trying to have sex while she is pregnant and everything goes wrong. Katherine keeps telling the dude to fuck her hard and make her cum, but he is afraid he will hurt the baby. You have to see it if you haven’t already it is hilarious.

If Katherine will do some more movies where she gets naked then she will definitely move up the list. Or she could just come over to my house and tell me erotic stories softly in my ear while she presses her naked body up against me. I want to see Katherine Heigl’s boobs naked and hopefully some bush too. For now we have these hot pics of her to look at.

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Katherine Heigl

Rebecca Gayheart boobs

Well Rebecca Gayheart did make the list but I have no freaking idea why. I have looked at some pictures of her topless and her boobs are small and bland. Sorry for adding her to the list of sexiest celebrities because she sure shouldn’t have made it. I must have been out of my mind when I decided to put her in. Either that of it was 3 o’clock in the morning and my eyes were playing tricks on me. I have to say that while she isn’t ugly per se. She is just so boring I doubt anyone would care.

Maybe if she decided to do some adult movies people would tune in, but I would probably go ahead and find something else to watch. After seeing her naked boobs, I can’t think of any reason to ever want to watch this girl do anything. She must be one hell of an actress because they sure aren’t hiring her for her looks. I promise this will be the final time you will have to suffer through pics of her on this boob site. If I ever put up another picture of her feel free to beat me in the head. I would deserve it.

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Rebecca Gayheart

Kim Basinger

Kim Basinger is one of those beauties for the ages. Kim is over 50 now and still hot as hell. I think she is actually younger now than she was before her divorce. That whack job husband of hers must have been zapping every bit of energy she had. What really can you say beside Kim will go down in history much like Marilyn Monroe has for her everlasting beauty. Hopefully she will lead a full life till she is very old though, not like Marilyn.

What man couldn’t see himself curled up next to Kim and reading some adult stories while she is naked and rubbing herself all over him? I know I could and it is not a vision that will be soon forgotten. Kim makes the list for all the men my age, the rest of you can have your Brittney Spears and Paris Hiltons (neither made the list) and we will keep this gorgeous woman for ourselves. Kim came in at number 89 because of those rough years while she was married. I hope to see lots more of her in the future.

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Marilyn Monroe

I don’t have a lot to say about Marilyn Monroe because she was way before my time, but there is not doubt about how hot she was. I like women from that era because they were sexy with curves, not like the stick figures actresses we have now. And if there was any doubt about her hotness then all I have to refer you to is the rumors that she was dating the married president of the United States. Who happened to be married to a fox of his own. Apparently she also made some sex movies that were recently sold at auction. That’s hot.

I know it is just a rumor but the fact that it was out there is enough to tell me how the general population of men thought about her. And her rendition of happy birthday is breathy enough to give you a hard on without even looking at her picture. So Marilyn made the sexiest celebrities list at number 89 only because she was dead at the time, living I am sure she would be much higher.

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