I have to say that after looking at all of these pictures it really is the perfect idea. We get to see their boobs in all of their glory and the women get to feel like they are actually being discreet. Well maybe not discreet but at least they will feel a little bit covered up. Maybe it is just me because I am an absolute boob fanatic but I freaking love these pictures, they are some of the best ever. I first brought you the girls with the Budweiser frogs painted on their boobs about a year ago and then put up the naked soccer team sometime this summer, but now I have a whole group of really hot pics that are sure to make the wood stand up at attention.

Enough of my crap, here are the photos of the painted boobs for all of you to enjoy, and later today I am going to be featuring the hottest woman in the world, Brooke Burke naked. Yes you read that right, naked in all her glory. I figured that since there is a feature going on right now about the 100 most influential woman in the world that I would do a feature on the single most influential woman in the world for men. Brooke is not only gorgeous; she is a pioneer who should be celebrated. So stay turned or come back later for that one.

If this isn’t a call for a boob alert then I don’t know what is. Gentlemen I am severely disappointed in you letting your wives and girlfriends go out all covered up on such a beautiful summer day. I would never let my bitch cover her big funbags up like that. I am proud of what she has and so is she. I insist on no bra and tight shirts every time we go out together so get off your butts and train your women. What is this world coming to? Are we becoming a bunch of prude Midwesterners who go around thumping bibles and covering up their women’s boobs? Wake up men and think about your fellow man. You can’t just keep her all to yourself it just isn’t right. Learn how to share and this world will be a better place for all of us.

Ladies you also need to do your part. First we prefer tight shirts and hard nipples, so take care to twist pinch or ice down your nipples anytime you are going to be in public. Second you can at least wear a shirt that will give us a nice cleavage shot. See through is always best bust cleavage will suffice if you can’t do any better. I never want to have to put out a boob alert again so please do your part to show some boobs when you go out.  Take your queue from the following pictures and you won’t go wrong.

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Great Hoooters

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I couldn’t make this up if I had tried, they actual got a quote from the keeper of the German team and she said the following: “I was supposed to hold the balls but I really have no idea how to do that,” said German keeper Jana Bach. Check out Reuters UK if you don’t believe me. And finally to Jana Bach I will teach you how to hold balls just tell me where to send the airline ticket so you can come to America.

Well bear with me for one post and take a look at the gorgeous women featured here. I know it may not be what you came here for so I promise to throw in a picture of a great camel toe and a perfect butt to make it up to you. But seriously there is no way you would throw any of these women out of bed just because they have no boobs. You would find all of the other parts that can be so much fun and turn the lights off so you are not reminded of the fact that you are with a chick without boobs. So ladies if you happen to be one of these you had at least better have a perfect butt and if not then find your closest plastic surgeon and set an appointment for tomorrow.

Best camel toe ever ^

Perfect butt ^^

First a few pics of some really small boobs that you know you love. Elizabeth Shue Is incredibly hot despite having small boobs. Alicia Silverstone is another beautiful woman with small boobs. She might be a little wacko but that should never deter you from staring at her small boobs. And finally how about some pictures of the small boob queen herself, the always delightful Charlize Theron. I can’t even think of a more beautiful woman with small boobs than charlize.

And of course we can’t leave out all of the beautiful women with a medium boob size. I think we have to include in this list some of my all time favorite boobs. Carla Gugino has to have some of the best boobs on TV. I know we have covered her before but every time I look at her great boobs it makes me like her more and more. I do love me some Carla Gugino boobs. And of course on this list we should include the gorgeous Rosario Dawson, although she would border on the big boob list I think it is appropriate to include her here with the mediums. Really it doesn’t matter to me where she is as long as her beautiful boobs are on the list somewhere. And even though she is kinda nasty and gross I know you all love her so I will include Angelina Jolie. Yes I said she is nasty and I am sure to get some email about it but she is turning into skuzzy Pamela Anderson right before our eyes. Hey Brad feed that bitch a sandwich.

The girls you have been waiting for are finally here the big boob sizes are the ones you really want to see and I know it. There are only going to be three on the list today but they are some beauties that you have probably never seen before. Big sexy boobs for your enjoyment, what can I say I am here to please. First up will be Marlene Favela, She is a Mexican actress with big beautiful boobs that are sure to please even the most discriminating of boob lovers. As you can tell by the picture Marlene did a movie about Zoro, you won’t get to see her face but trust me she is gorgeous. Next we have a big boob newcomer named Rosi Cottrell, just look at the pictures and you don’t need me to say anything about her boobs. But I guess I will anyway, Rosi Cottrell has nice big fake boobs that are just begging to be played with. I am not sure I have ever seen better fake boobs than hers, she is delicious. And finally we have Sumlee Anderson and another girl with big fake boobs and a great but. No make that a world class butt, Sumlee Anderson has one of the best butts in the world. Yes just like big boobs I also love a big bubble butt.

There you have it three different boob sizes, small medium and large, I didn’t get into the monster boobs or the absolutely no boobs but at some point I am sure we will. But from the assortment of pictures of boobs above I am sure you will agree that it doesn’t matter what the boob sizes are, all boobs are great.

I got up close inspections of some first class boobs for the last three days, and I have to admit I am much better for it, well okay I am much happier for having been there. As you know by now I am not incredibly picky when it comes to boobs, like some men, so for being in a place where you can see them all is a real pleasure. Usually I go for the larger breasts with some sag to them, but for the last three days the better boobs were the medium sized with larger nipples. Hard wet nipples help any beasts to “stick out” in a crowd, and the best nipples seemed to come from the medium sized breasts. I am not sure if it was because it was the mid 20′s crowd that was more energetic to get them wet and show them off or just simply that there were so many great medium boobs being shown. Even the very small Asian boobs were being shown off if force with cute little bikini tops and shorts, the Asian women were doing their utmost to hang with the big girls.

There wasn’t nearly as much plastic at Sea World this time around which is just fine with me, since I seldom if ever go for the plastic look. Usually though there is one really spectacular girl with overstuffed fun bags that you just can’t help but stare at. But there just weren’t any that stood out from the crowd this time around.

Another great thing about Sea World is that there are plenty of places for the women to bend over and play with sea stars or pet something so that their heavy soaked shirts hang just a little further away from their breasts than normal. The best part is that not one single woman was even pretending to hide her assets, so again the argument that they know exactly what they are doing stands true. If fact most of them seem to get great pleasure from looking up to see someone staring at her nipples or down her shirt. More Later.

Because we all know it’s true. BOOBS are GREAT!!!!!

You don’t have to pretend you’re not interested on this site; we are here to allow everyone who loves boobs to openly discuss how much we love them.  If you have a story to share about the nicest rack you have ever seen, the biggest boobs that just moved in across the hall, on the breasts you got to play with last night, submit your story and we will share it with all of the other boob fans who visit this site. 

If anyone is offended by this site then please leave because I truly do not care.  If you think this site treats women like pieces of meat who are only good for their “assets” then leave and don’t ever come back.  If women didn’t want us to look at and talk about their boobs then they wouldn’t show them off so freely EVERY chance they get.  If you have some frustration that you need to get out, then talk to them because I don’t want to hear it nor do I care what you have to say.  In case that is unclear to you, what I am saying is that if you do not agree with the content of this site then get bent, take a hike, keep walking, of course you can send email and voice your frustration, but don’t expect it to be read when it only takes a second to delete an email.

Boobs are great is a place to worship on of the best things about being alive on this earth.  Don’t be ashamed to admit that you are a boob lover too, we all are even though some may say well I’m really more of an ass man or a leg man, when it comes right down to it we are all boob men and we know it.  Please feel free to submit photos that you would like to include on this site, but keep in mind we are not going to publish nude photos, so please keep em clean.