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Boobs make me happy

Big Boobs — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:23:59 +0000

Every once in a while you see that special set of boobs that just make you have to smile. Yesterday was one of those days; I was at the mall and saw some of the best boobs I have seen in a very long time. I was standing in line waiting to check out when she walked in the store and immediately I knew I had to hang around just a few minutes longer. Her boobs were full and round and absolutely perfect. I love hard nipples and that store must have been a lot colder than I thought it was because hers were fully erect and easily a half inch long. Her nipples were like two perfect gumballs standing out and ready to be chewed on.

So I went over to where she was looking at a pile of shirts and commented that none of those shirts would look half as nice as the one she had on. She asked me if it was the shirt she had on that I liked or was it something else. I replied that since she had the best boobs I had ever seen that it sure wasn’t the shirt. She smiled and told me that they were 100% real. I jokingly told her that I would be the judge of that and handed her my card.

Well she hasn’t called yet but it is still early in the day so we will see what happens. But based on first impressions I would definitely like to spend some quality time with her boobs.

Super Boobs

Big Boobs — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:21:30 +0000

There are a few chicks that I think are so beautiful I can hardly believe it’s possible for a women to look that good. They also have super boobs which really helps a lot. I know you are expecting some of the latest trendy chicks that happen to be hot right now, but those are not the women I am thinking about. Not all of these women have stood the test of time yet, but most have been around long enough that there is no way I will get tired of them any time soon. Before I reveal who they are though I want you to make sure you don’t think about these women just as sex objects. They are real people with real world abilities that make them shine. You had to know I was kidding right? You did didn’t you? Well anyway it doesn’t matter because we are never going to be lucky enough to be with any of them so what the hell let’s just oogle their bodies and check out their super boobs.

The first is the super hot and oh so sexy Nikki Cox. I am so in love with Nikki’s boobs it is hard to believe. Every time I look at this chick I swear she gets better looking. I know it is impossible but she is so damn hot she probably scorches the earth just walking down the street.

The next is the gorgeous Lucy Pinder. If there was ever a girl that was just custom made for me it is Lucy. Lucy has by far the biggest real boobs that should be allowed. Really if real boobs got any bigger they should have to be outlawed because of all of the heart attacks they would cause. I know that every man who sees Lucy has a sudden lack of blood flow to the brain because of all of the erections she causes so maybe we should outlaw her. That’s a great idea, I will keep Lucy locked away in my bedroom just to keep the public safe. See I am nice like that. Whatever I can do for my fellow man.

Then we have the incredible Halle Berry. Halle has been in my top ten foxiest chicks for more years than should be allowed. Not only does she have super boobs but she also has one of the best butts in the world. Halle you can come over to my house in your cat suit anytime you like. Or if you choose just come naked and I will take it from there.

Lastly because I want to keep this list short is the incredible and super gorgeous Jennifer Tilly. Jennifer is another hot chick that has been on my list forever. Jennifer just has all the right curves that make a man stand up at attention any time he sees her. Jennifer is another one of those girls that I feel should be locked in my bedroom for about the next twenty years for the good of mankind. It would sure make me happy, and I promise I would do everything in my power to make her happy. Night and day I would slave over her gorgeous body doing whatever I could to pleasure her and her super boobs.

Gettin freaky

Big Boobs — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:46:28 +0000

Just a quick post with a couple of more videos i found that i am sure you will enjoy. So enjoy!

This Girls has a smokin body and man oh man what a great butt!

Brooke Burke’s great boobs

Big Boobs — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:33:09 +0000

I know we needed some more great boobs to look at so I finally found the time to write another post for all of you loyal readers. I have some beauties in store for you today and you will have to admit by the time you look at these pictures that Brooke Burke has really great boobs. Nary a day goes by that I don’t dream about playing with Brooke’s great boobs, it usually goes something like this. Me lying in the sand somewhere tropical and hot, Brooke next to me with her head on my arm, she is naked of course. A couple of topless waitresses bringing us margaritas and refreshments all day, and me with nothing to do but look at the ocean and Brooke’s great boobs. Yes I do have to keep her boobs oiled up so they don’t get burned by the sun, it is a job that I would do for any woman but for Brooke it gives me extra pleasure and the hours that it takes each time passes like seconds. I have always thought that Brooke might me the world’s sexiest woman. Then she did those really stupid Burger King commercials and I started wondering, but alas all I have to do is look at the pictures below to realize that Brooke’s great boobs are indeed a treasure.

I just had to throw in that last picture to show everyone what a great butt Brooke has.

Great Boobs

Big Boobs — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:04:52 +0000

I saw some really great boobs today on my way to work so I had to share. I drive a truck that sits up higher than all of the little sports cars that girls with fake tits seem to have. On my way to work this morning I was stopped at a light when a little sports car pulled up on my left. I glanced over and saw some of the best boobs in the world. I mean to tell you these were world class boobs. Big full round boobs that any man would die to play with. I love when a really skinny girl with big round boobs wears a tight white shirt that lets you see every nuance and curve of her big over stuffed boobies. I tell you girls its all in the accessories. How you dress your boobs makes all the difference in the world. Not that it would have really mattered with this girl though she just plain ol had great boobs. She could have been wearing nothing at all and they still would have caught my attention. Not that I am an advocate of naked boobs, well actually I am. Naked boobs are great.

Really she got me thinking about all of the really great boobs I have had the pleasure of making acquaintance with over the years. I have to say that I have lived a very good life filled with some really great boobs. I guess when you are a boob man you intentionally go for the girls with the boobs that you like but it doesn’t always happen like that. At one point in my life I met and fell in love with a girl that had no boobs at all to speak of, but I was happy with what little there was because she let my play with them all the time. Before her I was with a girl that had huge boobs that I just couldn’t keep my hands off of, but I liked the girl with small boobs better because of the person she was. I guess what I am saying is that even if you really love great boobs, you still need more to go along with them to make the other person right for you. I know this post doesn’t really seem like what I would usually be saying about boobs because I love them so much, but I guess I just love them all. Every single one. Well I least I wish I had the chance to love every single boob on the planet.