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Cindy Crawford

Big Boobs — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:05:44 +0000

There has never been a moment in my life since I first found out about Cindy Crawford’s existence that I haven’t thought she was one of the hottest women in the world. Cindy might have aged a few years and had some babies but she is still the super hot super model that we have all come to know and love. Not all supermodels will get naked for the camera and even fewer still will show off some bush, but Cindy is a champ and does both. And that my friend is why she will always hold a place very dear to my heart.

I first saw Cindy in sports illustrated with I was just a youngster but those pictures have been etched in my mind since the first day I saw them. Cindy has gone on to do major commercial endorsements and even done a little (very bad) acting but her body is still the most amazing work of art I have ever seen. Yes I am now and will forever be a fan of Cindy Crawford’s boobs. They and she are amazing. I might have forgotten to mention what a spectacular butt she has also. Just look at the pics and leave me alone.

Neve Campbell

Big Boobs — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:44:42 +0000

When I originally put Neve Campbell on the list of sexiest celebrities I had not seen her boobs. Now that I have seen her boobs, I almost want to scratch my eyes out. All I can really say about them is boob job. Yes this is one celebrity that I would highly recommend that she runs not walks down to the closest plastic surgeon’s office and get those babies fixed. They are absolutely abysmal.

As evidenced by the pictures below Neve has some of the worst tits in the history of mankind. Sorry I know it sounds a little mean but there is now way she should have bothered to do a naked scene knowing what they were like. Just say NO to any more naked movies until you get those bags pumped up with some plastic. I will admit that she has a great ass though.

Gena Lee Nolin

Big Boobs — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:29:11 +0000

All that really needs to be said here is big round boobs and big blue eyes. Gena’s boobs keep her on the list permanently. No kidding they are that perfect. Everybody loves round boobs even other women. Seriously check it out. Go out with a girl who has perfect boobs like Gena and just watch how many people including when stare a her boobs when you pass them by. I especially like to take them to a crowded place like a mall and just walk around watching how many people are checking out her tits.

Now you add in the fact that Gena likes to pose naked and show off her goodies and that almost makes her a goddess. Gena is flat out gorgeous and her body in a work of art. Take a look around the internet and find her sex tape and you will even find out that she sucks dick pretty well also. So Gena if you happen to be in need of a long term committed relationship (monogamous of course) or even better yet a one night stand I will gladly sacrifice my body in the pursuit of your pleasure. I am freaking good like that.

Janine Turner

Big Boobs — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 03:45:05 +0000

Another classic beauty made the list last year. Janine was great on Northern exposure but what really sealed the deal for her were the Lynx commercials she made for Mercury. Her sexy little body with full hips and great boobs had nothing to do with it at all. Yeah sure you believe that don’t you? Seriously though, Janine does have the looks of a classic beauty. She has the kind of face that men would paint of the side of their airplanes so they had something beautiful to look at during their darkest days. I don’t know how to describe her other than just flat out beautiful.

After looking through imdb.com it looks like she has had a very active career but I haven’t seen anything she has been in for years. And speaking of busy little beavers, that is one beaver I would love to get busy with. Take a look at the pictures below where she is wearing the shear dress. Hips like that were made to carry babies and I would love to donate some of my daemon seed to further the cause. Well actually I would probably just pull out and shoot all over her great boobs, but Janine will remain one of my favorites forever.

Laura Prepon

Big Boobs — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:47:51 +0000

Laura Prepon is another actress that makes the list only based on her talents and acting ability. Ha Ha Ha. That even cracked me up. Laura makes the list based on her sexy body and fabulous boobs. In fact I will go so far as to say that she has super boobs. Those all natural juicy big boobs that I have come to love so much. Don’t get me wrong, any set of big boobs will do, but natural and soft ones like hers are without question the cream of the crop.

Laura played the part of “Donna Pinch her naughtys” on “that 70’s show” and really that is the only place I know her from. I have never seen any other movies or shows she has made if there are any, so she stands on the “hot Donna” merits alone. Hot doesn’t even begin to describe her though, this is one premium slice that I look forward to oogling over for years to come. Laura has a long lean sexy body, and when you top that off with a nice rack like hers, I am in heaven. Yes I know what you come here for so her come the hot pics of Laura Prepon’s boobs.

Brooke Burns

Big Boobs — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:52:49 +0000

Brooke burns is in one word gorgeous. I am not usually attracted to blondes at all but there really is something special about a gorgeous blonde with big blue eyes. Brooke has it all, a gorgeous face, big boobs, beautiful butt, and sexy legs. She did reportedly date Bruce Willis after her was all old and bald and wrinkly which makes her a little suspect, but with looks like hers I still wouldn’t turn her down and neither would you.

I don’t know a lot about her career other than the show dog eat dog but I do know that if a movie producer could talk her into doing some naked scenes the movie would make billions. Yes she really is that freaking sexy. I know I would pay to see her naked and I am sure all of the readers of this blog would also. Not that anyone actually reads this blog, they only come here for the hot pics.

If I were to actually see Brooke Burns in real life there is one thing I would like to say to her and that is. GO SOONERS! If you don’t understand why then just take a look at the first picture and you will understand. Or maybe not.

Geena Davis

Big Boobs — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:09:13 +0000

Geena Davis won’t make the new list just because her boobs aren’t quite big enough, but she is one sexy woman and I totally dig her. Like I said on the list just imagine all of the things you could do to a mouth as big as hers. Her mouth certainly isn’t the only thing appealing about her though. Geena has sexy long legs and a perfect butt. I would love to feel those legs wrapped around my back or draped over my shoulders.

I can’t remember any movies that Geena has gotten naked in and I can’t find any pictures of her bush. You know she has a nice big full hairy bush. Well at least she does in my dreams. But I do have a couple of really hot pics of her sunbathing topless. While her tits are small they are definitely big enough for her to be on my mind and on my permanent list of sexiest celebrities. Love ya Geena.

Nicole Kidman

Big Boobs — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:30:51 +0000

The next hot slice on our 100 sexiest celebrities list is the delicious Nicole Kidman. I say delicious figuratively because as much as I would like to sink my tongue into that sexy little bush of hers, I will never get the chance. So I will just imagine how tasty she is and perv over her awesome body. Like I said on the list, Nicole is a little suspect because of her marriage to Tom cruise. Tom adamantly claims he is not gay, and I am certainly not calling him a little fag because of his propensity to sue, but there is something seriously wrong with that little prick. But I will give him the benefit of the doubt because his first 2 wives have nice big hairy bushes, and I freaking love that about both of them.

But this article is about Nicole. Nicole is one of my all time favorites not only because of her beautiful face, perfect butt, long sexy legs, cute little tits, and perfect hairy bush, but because she likes to show it all off to us. I can’t thank her enough for sharing her magnificent body with the world the way she does, and it should be enough for all of us. But like most men I am just not satisfied with what we have gotten so far. I think it should be written into all of her future movie contracts that she has to get naked and never shave or wax or laser or whatever women are doing these days to remove their pubes. Or better yet she could just start doing porn and say screw it to Hollywood. Or even better I could be the leading man in all of her new porn movies. Or maybe even better yet she could just move in with me and I could worship her perfect body every day for the rest of our lives. Usually I am a giving person but for Nicole Kidman I would say screw you all and keep her for myself. Sorry!

But as condolences take a look at the seriously hot pictures of Nicole Kidman naked and I am sure you will get over it. There are some photos from the movie eyes wide shut and other movies she gets naked in.

Brooke Burke Naked

Big Boobs — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:13:20 +0000

Yes the day is finally here where I put up pictures of the most beautiful woman in the world in all her naked glory. I should probably do some bio stuff here like her full name is Brooke Lisa Burke and she was born in Hartford CT. on September 8^th 1971. But who really cares about all of that crap anyway? I know what I care about and that is seeing the most perfect body ever created by god, naked. There are a couple of others who are almost in Brooke’s league, like Katarina Witt, but Brooke is the best I have ever seen.

We should all just face the simple truth about Brooke and her unbelievably sexy body. First of all I would like to point out that Brooke has children, and never in the history of the world has there been a woman who has given birth and still has a body as perfect as Brookes’. There is not a single flaw on this woman anywhere that can’t be hidden by an airbrush or photoshop. I am not crazy enough to think that anyone is flawless but for my money Brooke is as close to perfect as they come.

I should probably keep this short since there are going to be a ton of hot pics of Brooke’s fabulous boobs on this post. In fact I think I am going to put up every single picture I have just to prove how truly incredible she is. If there is anyone in the world who can take a look at all of these hot pics and not fall madly in love with Brooke then there is something seriously wrong with them. Enjoy!

Serena Williams bouncing boobs

Big Boobs — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:58:19 +0000

I know she is way up the list, but I thought it would be fitting to go ahead and feature Serena Williams bouncing boobs now since she just won the US Open. Serena could very easily be number 1 on the list and not number 66 but quite frankly she scares me. I have no doubt that she could not only kick my ass in tennis but she could also just kick my ass. I like strong women, but not so strong that they could beat the shit out of me. The reason she could be number 1 is every time I look at her I get a raging hard on because she has the sexiest body I have ever seen.

Serena bouncing boobs are everything in the world that I like about boobs. I do mean everything, her boobs are so freaking sexy when she is running around on the court, I am shocked that her opponents don’t just stand there and watch them. Really I haven’t even gotten to the best part of her body. Serena’s black ass looks like it was chiseled from a piece of marble by Leonardo Da Vinci himself. One day a mold of her ass will be taken and hung in the Smithsonian museum as the best ass in the world.

Congratulations on your well earned victory Serena and I will continue to develop adult stories about your gorgeous body in my mind.

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