The next hot slice on our 100 sexiest celebrities list is the delicious Nicole Kidman. I say delicious figuratively because as much as I would like to sink my tongue into that sexy little bush of hers, I will never get the chance. So I will just imagine how tasty she is and perv over her awesome body. Like I said on the list, Nicole is a little suspect because of her marriage to Tom cruise. Tom adamantly claims he is not gay, and I am certainly not calling him a little fag because of his propensity to sue, but there is something seriously wrong with that little prick. But I will give him the benefit of the doubt because his first 2 wives have nice big hairy bushes, and I freaking love that about both of them.
But this article is about Nicole. Nicole is one of my all time favorites not only because of her beautiful face, perfect butt, long sexy legs, cute little tits, and perfect hairy bush, but because she likes to show it all off to us. I can’t thank her enough for sharing her magnificent body with the world the way she does, and it should be enough for all of us. But like most men I am just not satisfied with what we have gotten so far. I think it should be written into all of her future movie contracts that she has to get naked and never shave or wax or laser or whatever women are doing these days to remove their pubes. Or better yet she could just start doing porn and say screw it to Hollywood. Or even better I could be the leading man in all of her new porn movies. Or maybe even better yet she could just move in with me and I could worship her perfect body every day for the rest of our lives. Usually I am a giving person but for Nicole Kidman I would say screw you all and keep her for myself. Sorry!
But as condolences take a look at the seriously hot pictures of Nicole Kidman naked and I am sure you will get over it. There are some photos from the movie eyes wide shut and other movies she gets naked in.
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