Rate my Boobs

It is hard to believe that I have been too busy to write about boobs because there couldn’t possibly be anything more important, but unfortunately it is true.  I just had to share with everyone the girl I saw the other day at the mall.  WOW I mean this girl was incredible the most beautiful face I have ever seen she looked exactly like Brook Burke, but of course it was not her.  This specimen was a full sized gal just sexy as she could possibly be and big fat boobs.  I mean to tell you her shirt was flat stuffed full.  I just love boobs that overflow a bra because you know they are gonna just jiggle like crazy.  I was sitting at a table just off of the food court just hanging out talking to my girl and boob watching when I see her get in line at the Orange Julius; I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her.  She got her drink and sat down at the table right in front of me and was facing my direction.

This girl was amazing I really can’t describe how beautiful she was.  And that v cut shirt showing mounds of cleavage was just to die for.  I would describe her chest as two large cantaloupes, but you could tell by the way they came together that they were not fake and not hard.  These Breasts were just two big mounds of perfect gushy fat.  I am sitting there pretending to listen to my girl talking about the things she is gonna buy while we are at the mall, but really I was just gazing at this perfect woman who had sat down behind her.  She kept looking up from her orange drink and smiling like the cat that ate the canary.  She knew I was checking her out and she must have really liked it, well of course she did or she wouldn’t have gone to the mall with her boobs hanging out for everyone to see.  She was obviously one of those awesome friendly women who love to show off their awesome boobies.  And since I love to look at them there was nothing I could do but enjoy the show.  I really need to have some shirts or buttons made up for girls like her that read “Rate My Boobs” so that everyone who looks will gladly let her know that she is a perfect 10.

Okay so we are sitting there for like 10 minutes when she finally finishes her drink and decides to get up and walk directly to the table I am sitting at not more than 2 feet from me she bends straight down and picks up something from the floor.  She picked up a dollar bill and handed it to me and said in the sexiest voice I have ever heard “here I think you dropped this” I took the dollar from her hand and she grasped my hand a little too long and a little too hard for it just to be a coincidence.  I said thank you and put the dollar in my pocket and she turned around and walked away from me so that I could see her super fine butt.  I could hardly wait to check out the dollar but I didn’t want to risk it in front of my girl so I waited till we got home where I pulled it out and found Shelly’s name, number and a little heart drawn on the bill.  Well I am sure you want to hear how I called her and got a close inspection of her perfect fat boobs but my girl is a knockout and totally awesome so I chose to just put the dollar in my wallet and spend it later.