Right here and right now I am calling for and end to war, crime, and poverty around the world. I have come up with a plan to end all of the strife, bigotry, and violence in the world for at least on day per year. This day will be forever known from this time forward as World Boob Day. WBD should take place every May 1st. All women should participate by going topless for the day. I am sure that some women will be offended by this proposal, as they take themselves far too seriously to consider such a public display. But I would put forth that it would be a sacrifice that could join the world in a day of peace. The sacrifice would be worth well more to the world than any inconvenience of not putting on a shirt or bra for a single day per year.
There is no possible way that any person alive could do harm to another person while they are surrounded by beautiful naked breasts. Christians and Muslims and maybe even some Buddhists could join together in peace and harmony to enjoy the pleasure that is mans best friend, boobs. There would be no political demonstrations, no burning of flags, no bigotry, no hatred, no war mongering anywhere on the face of the earth for one glorious day.
Only because I would never want my legacy to be that of a person who increased the number of people with skin cancer, I will gladly sacrifice on that day also. I will rub down as many breasts as I possibly can with SPF 45, just to make sure that every woman is as safe as she can possibly be. I know what you are thinking, that that would be a long and tiresome job where it would be possible to get severe cramps in my fingers, hands and arms, but that is the kind of great guy I am. I would be willing to risk the severe pain of possible crippling injury to make the world a better place. Yes it would be a day for many people to make great sacrifices, but the outcome would be one of a once in a lifetime dream come true for all of the people of the world.
World peace does not come easy, so I implore all of you to spread the word and make Boobs for World Peace happen for the good of mankind. If you are interested in world peace then please write to your local congressperson, king, military dictator, shah, or figure head and get this movement onto their agendas. And please link to this site so that everyone can learn how to make the world a better place for everyone to live.
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